The Disputed Territories of Puppet State 313 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 3.821 billion Puppet State 313ians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Puppet State 313ian economy, worth 81.1 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,215 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, surveillance cameras are banned, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppet State 313's national animal is the sheep.

Puppet State 313 is ranked 265,694^th in the world and 85^th in Silly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.