The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer22 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.554 billion Printer22ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer22ian economy, worth 912 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,304 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the judicial system legislates morality, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer22's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer22 is ranked 177,394^th in the world and 432^nd in Two for Most Primitive, scoring -69.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.