The Borderlands of Prictopia is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The democratic population of 89 million Prictopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Prictopian economy, worth 3.16 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,464 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Prictopia's national animal is the Skunk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Prictopia is ranked 67,595^th in the world and 7^th in The Hole To Hide In for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 51.57 on the Bus Surprisal Index.