The Republic of Pomeranian Lamas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Typical Laman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.192 billion Pomeranian Lamasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tczew. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pomeranian Lamasian economy, worth 498 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,477 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown. Pomeranian Lamas's national animal is the Lama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Pomeranian Lamas is ranked 150,763^rd in the world and 6,957^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.98 law-abiding acts per hour.