The Democratic Republic of Polandorus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pilsudski with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 39.623 billion Polandorusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polandorusian economy, worth a remarkable 9,845 trillion zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,487 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, a century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polandorus's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Polandorus is ranked 1,451^st in the world and 2^nd in Poland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 924.43 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.