The Scary lil bro of Pohan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Charles Terlbet with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.484 billion Pohanasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pohanasia City. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.

The Pohanasian economy, worth 91.7 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,768 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pohan's national animal is the hawk and its national religion is Christianity.

Pohan is ranked 116,070^th in the world and 23^rd in THE W0RLD for Smartest Citizens, with 34.17 quips per hour.