The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.801 billion CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,422 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 290,053 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sex-ed is child's play, the children of CheeseBurrito are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, CheeseBurrito is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 32,618^th in the world and 517^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,775.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.