The Republic of United Citizens is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.86 billion United Citizensians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Citizensian economy, worth 438 trillion Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,666 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Citizens's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Citizens is ranked 129,584^th in the world and 2,220^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,734.62 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.