The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.956 billion Firenation91ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell central. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,134 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,070 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", the fate of the world literally rests on Hades's fingers, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and in a fit of passion Hades has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is fire worshiper's.

Firenation91 is ranked 25,622^nd in the world and 399^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,092.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.