The Republik of Pitbull is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Od1n with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.941 billion Pitbullians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vallhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pitbullian economy, worth an astonishing 11,213 trillion Marks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 535,468 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,524,377 per year while the poor average 150,073, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pitbull's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nordisch.

Pitbull is ranked 203^rd in the world and 1^st in Kaiserverse for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 151,170.08 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.