The Federation of Scoria-Flaria is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 308 million Scori-Flarish are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quurizh. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Scorian-Flarish economy, worth 25.1 trillion Sazhras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,427 Sazhras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown. Scoria-Flaria's national animal is the Northern Watersnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scoria-Flaria is ranked 213,475^th in the world and 5^th in Kaiserverse for Fattest Citizens, with 9.01 Obesity Rate.