The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.258 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 203,376 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 15,102^nd in the world and 241^st in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 327.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.