The Most Serene Republic of Phony King Wang is a large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 168 million Maltyzshes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The very strong Phony King Wangian economy, worth 14.2 trillion oreos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,609 oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Lesbian in per capita stalking, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phony King Wang's national animal is the ibex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Phony King Wang is ranked 30,182^nd in the world and 31^st in Lesbian for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,644.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.