The Tons of fun of Past beans is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Olion with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.112 billion Past beansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ladorph. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanie economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion Standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,995 Standard monetary units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Past beans's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egg beans.

Past beans is ranked 39,947^th in the world and 9^th in Antisipation Refounded for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 212.02 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.