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Most Valuable International Artwork: 391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 442ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 887th
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Animu Place

Population8.628 billion

CapitalOtakupolis
LeaderFlying spaghetti monster
FaithFsmism

CurrencyGold Bar
Animaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.628 billion weebs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,368 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 390,469 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and postcards from weeb driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 1,691st in the world and 81st in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 855.53 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 442ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 887thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 997thLargest Black Market: 1,017thMost Influential: 1,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,155thHighest Average Incomes: 1,210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,728thMost Armed: 1,851stMost Devout: 2,229thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,264thFattest Citizens: 2,347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,448thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,521stLargest Governments: 2,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,738thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,042ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,394thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,416thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,507thMost Developed: 4,724thSmartest Citizens: 5,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,344thMost Inclusive: 6,122ndHighest Economic Output: 6,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,322ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,784thLowest Crime Rates: 6,823rdMost Patriotic: 7,290thMost Cultured: 8,493rdHighest Food Quality: 9,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,313thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,039thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,452ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,745thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,004thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,416th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionFattest Citizens: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionMost Devout: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 141st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 155th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 231st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 235th in the regionMost Developed: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 242nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 245th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionMost Patriotic: 248th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 309th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 318th in the regionMost Cultured: 375th in the regionRudest Citizens: 421st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 425th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 465th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 473rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 479th in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, postcards from weeb driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Animu Place was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Animu Place was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 238 » Koda-Land, Shibutani, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Empy, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Ethnon, PotatoFarmers, Sikol, North Bratislava, Azzarel, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Dreadton, Siwale, Prydania, Zeternia, Pallaith, Advancia-Sizzletown, Nationeer, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Former English Colony, Xagill, Simone Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Rainengrad, Zecit, The Iron Lions, Unimaginable Doom, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Malta Comino Gozo, Drentusa, AGoodPlace, Loutsland, VictorH, Votak Matim, Maott, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Vincone Cae, South Baba, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Pleroma Sans Romans, A Salmon Named Harold, and 188 others.Feelonia, Yukti, Cloydicia, Walter Jackson, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, Ozstan, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Khoik, Radicaster, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Inspiratus, Dacian Freelands, Gendirt, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Katuda, AmManies, Perikuresu, The Sinclarian Provinces, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Oannia, Hellsinky, Capitista, Holy Marcus Empire, Kwaj, Singamadri, New Terra-Nullius, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Aeolist, Menouria, KAP03land, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, Eggplant Island, The Arverni Lands, Batatoland Empire, Bagojo, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Trillius, Sechiole, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Atrito, Intion North, Wolffoxia, Segesta, Chipoli, Viceroy Vincent, New-Ferytland, Laurendon, Harjad, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Gorundu, Aurasreich, Etanur, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, New Selkirk, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Vilaforta, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Orjald, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Ishtimbine, Pinky Queen, New Cordyceps, Arucaria, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Ovekisu, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Alogiada, Saint-Dauphin, Democratic Republic of Magley, Republiqueducroissant, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Caecar, Alire, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, Luminerra, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, The Three Moutains, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, La Baja California, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Northern Tatria, The Tony Paporordia, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Northern Zorbrasnka, Hikki, and Vendonesam.

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