The Socialist People's Republic of Myhomecountry is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by no one with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.892 billion Myhomecountryians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myhomecountryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,741 trillion Papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,662 Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Myhomecountry's national animal is the Tick, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Myhomecountry is ranked 22,004^th in the world and 524^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 265.59 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.