The United Socialist States of P0ptr0pica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by MILF Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.43 billion bad bitches enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MILFville. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient P0ptr0pican economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion gwallas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,411 gwallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many aides in MILF Supreme's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P0ptr0pica's national animal is the sosa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P0ptr0pica is ranked 3,470^th in the world and 40^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 56.86 average smiles per day.