The Federative Republic of Grande pudimland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by David Markov Pudimnator with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.043 billion pudimlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Pudimlland. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient pudimlandian economy, worth 558 trillion Cas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,677 Cas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, birth rates have hit an all-time low, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grande pudimland's national animal is the red leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grande pudimland is ranked 13,616^th in the world and 121^st in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 140.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.