The Federal Republic of Cutias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Nery with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.958 billion Cutiasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paca Tatu. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cutiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,905 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Marcus Nery has won three lotteries in a row, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cutias's national animal is the Cutia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostics.

Cutias is ranked 3,480^th in the world and 41^st in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 234.14 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.