The Republic of Outer New Hack Islands is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning beaver population. The hard-working population of 4.376 billion Outer New Hack Islandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The Outer New Hack Islandsian economy, worth 182 trillion marks a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,596 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer New Hack Islands's national animal is the beaver.

Outer New Hack Islands is ranked 181,771^st in the world and 1^st in Esgaroth for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 324.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.