The Empire of Orugon Celestial is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 216 million Celestiais are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The strong Orugon Celestialian economy, worth 15.8 trillion Dragãoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 73,140 Dragãoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Leader', those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and glamping Celestiais won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Orugon Celestial's national animal is the Philldy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Orugon Celestial is ranked 166,391^st in the world and 1^st in Ordem Imperial for Most Primitive, scoring -62.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.