The Holy Empire of Ooferian Farmer Army 28 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, prohibition of alcohol, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.985 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 28ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ooferian Farmer Army 28ian economy, worth 209 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 70,088 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and armed security details escort librarians to their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 28's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ooferian Farmer Army 28 is ranked 83,737^th in the world and 86^th in Oofery for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 332.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.