The Royal Crown of the Islands of Onberuwu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Glasg with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.297 billion Onberus have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ombsk. The average income tax rate is 81.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Onbeu economy, worth 726 trillion Obs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,111 Obs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and Glasg's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onberuwu's national animal is the Rare Ober-Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Volga.

Onberuwu is ranked 130,110^th in the world and 5,774^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.83 kickbacks per hour.