The Dominion of Ofarcshia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 689 million Ofarcshians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottsydwn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ofarcshian economy, worth 54.8 trillion ImgliScheo pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 79,463 ImgliScheo pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofarcshia's national animal is the Sea lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ofarcshia is ranked 97,727^th in the world and 7^th in United Right for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 957.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.