The Empire of OC Worker 9 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.87 billion OC Worker 9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.

The strong OC Worker 9ian economy, worth 76.7 trillion OCS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,017 OCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OC Worker 9's national animal is the Original Character.

OC Worker 9 is ranked 306,901^st in the world and 78^th in OC Reserves for Smartest Citizens, with 1.02 quips per hour.