The Obviously a Puppet of Obvious Puppet 1 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.291 billion Obvious Puppet 1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Obvious Puppet 1ian economy, worth 104 trillion Monies a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,685 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obvious Puppet 1's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ventriloquism.

Obvious Puppet 1 is ranked 273,505^th in the world and 1^st in Hawaiian Isle for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.8 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.