The Isle of Oblinsolintary is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Atticus Au Victrius with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 8.204 billion Oblinsites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayedofou. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oblinsolintaryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Pebbles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,556 Pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity. Crime is totally unknown. Oblinsolintary's national animal is the Black Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Plutonism.

Oblinsolintary is ranked 8,614^th in the world and 33^rd in The Western Isles for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,125.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.