The Comunidad Popular of Nueva Zulia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The CIA with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.502 billion Nueva Zulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Maracaibo. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nueva Zulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,494 trillion Pan-dólars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 258,841 Pan-dólars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little love goes a long way claim Nueva Zulian news, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with The CIA. Crime is totally unknown. Nueva Zulia's national animal is the troupial, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Revolution.

Nueva Zulia is ranked 1,464^th in the world and 37^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Developed, scoring 98.26 on the Human Development Index.