The Bundesstaat of Nismon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Evan Thule with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.584 billion Nisi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lea. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nisi economy, worth 428 trillion Sandstoneses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,534 Sandstoneses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, Lea's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, and worship days have replaced sick days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nismon's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Nismon is ranked 300,161^st in the world and 11,278^th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 4.62 Obesity Rate.