The United Socialist States of Kelticas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nara Lothar with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.794 billion Kelticasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karas. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kelticasian economy, worth 70.8 trillion kentis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 39,455 kentis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, sex changes are routinely performed at Kelticas's hospitals, and being Nara Lothar has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelticas's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelticas is ranked 147,312^th in the world and 6,785^th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 66.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.