The Federal Republic of New Crimson is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cinna Vermilion with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.689 billion Crimsonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carmine City. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Crimsonian economy, worth 169 trillion Crimson Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 100,578 Crimson Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to New Crimson as a reminder of their "special relationship", and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Crimson's national animal is the Crimson Chat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

New Crimson is ranked 7,254^th in the world and 22^nd in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,222.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.