The Republic of New-lands is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working population of 3.2 billion New-landsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The New-landsian economy, worth 158 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,658 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New-lands's national animal is the unicorn.

New-lands is ranked 211,088^th in the world and 1^st in New Land for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 271.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.