The Starry Plantae of Neutromint is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kieryn Hale Celesti with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.092 billion Neutromintians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leagnet. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neutromintian economy, worth 972 trillion mints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 120,230 mints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Neutromintian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neutromint's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neutromint is ranked 18,401^st in the world and 345^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.05 law-abiding acts per hour.