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Largest Gambling Industry: 6,830thMost Primitive: 8,592ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,560th
The Commonwealth of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Growth in Unity
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Neuhava

Population8.418 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalFalcon

The Commonwealth of Neuhava is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.418 billion Neuhavans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Neuhavan economy, worth 564 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,070 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,390 per year while the poor average 13,080, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

The weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, Leader has more friends than ever before, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neuhava's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neuhava is ranked 200,615th in the world and 56th in Tarkin for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 341.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 6,830thMost Primitive: 8,592ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,560thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,657thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 19,442ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,988thLargest Mining Sector: 24,504thHighest Disposable Incomes: 29,569thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31,148thMost Influential: 31,595th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neuhava was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Neuhava's influence in Tarkin fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Neuhava's influence in Tarkin rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Neuhava's influence in Tarkin fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Neuhava's influence in Tarkin rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Neuhava's influence in Tarkin fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Neuhava's influence in Tarkin rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Neuhava's influence in Tarkin fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Neuhava's influence in Tarkin rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Neuhava's influence in Tarkin fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".

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