The Commonwealth of Neuhava is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.418 billion Neuhavans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Neuhavan economy, worth 564 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,070 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,390 per year while the poor average 13,080, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

The weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, Leader has more friends than ever before, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neuhava's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neuhava is ranked 200,615^th in the world and 56^th in Tarkin for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 341.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.