The Tropical Empire of NeoPacificus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sovereign Jamison with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.561 billion NeoPacificans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akasha. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NeoPacifican economy, worth a remarkable 5,344 trillion Darseks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 209,077 Darseks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's said that Sovereign Jamison can turn every pleasure into a chore, young girls who ask their parents for a pony are routinely lobotomised (NeoPacificus has found 3 easter eggs), any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeoPacificus's national animal is the Drone, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NeoPacificus is ranked 3,620^th in the world and 16^th in Yggdrasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.77 law-abiding acts per hour.