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Most Primitive: 185thNudest: 803rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 878th
The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
¡Pa que vos veáis!
Loís Deleuze
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Small Venezia

Population1.213 billion

CapitalMaracaibo and Paraguaipoa
LeaderLoís Deleuze
FaithCatharism

CurrencySilver Coin
AnimalMonkulonseerü

The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of Small Venezia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Loís Deleuze with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.213 billion Maracuchos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maracaibo and Paraguaipoa. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marabino economy, worth 121 trillion Silver Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 100,373 Silver Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is widely believed that the first citizen of Small Venezia was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O', speech bubbles are the soul of wit, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Small Venezia's national animal is the Monkulonseerü, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catharism.

Small Venezia is ranked 286,175th in the world and 6,306th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -450.45 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Primitive: 185thNudest: 803rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 878thMost Devout: 984thHighest Drug Use: 1,447thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,881stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,892ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,157thTop
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Most Influential: 3,080thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,873rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,891stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,812thBest Weather: 6,936thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,482ndMost Cultured: 9,524thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,015thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,491stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,707thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,110thHighest Food Quality: 19,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,537thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,012thLargest Black Market: 24,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,278th
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Most Primitive: 8th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 180th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 249th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 303rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 369th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 370th in the regionBest Weather: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 389th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 418th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 427th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 463rd in the regionMost Armed: 520th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 549th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, speech bubbles are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, it is widely believed that the first citizen of Small Venezia was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Marabino grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Small Venezia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Maracaibo and Paraguaipoa with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.

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