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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 268thMost Influential: 794thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,411th
The Torn-Down Condominium of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Goodnight, Everybody!
Yakko Warner
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Economy
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Cinnibar

Population21.757 billion

CapitalVacant Lot
LeaderYakko Warner
Faith$6 SRIMP SPECIAL

CurrencyNil
AnimalStallion

The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yakko Warner with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.757 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacant Lot. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 2,086 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,890 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is $6 SRIMP SPECIAL.

Cinnibar is ranked 15,880th in the world and 666th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 116.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 268thMost Influential: 794thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,411thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,920thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,529thMost Cultured: 5,384thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,862ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,246thMost Pacifist: 6,539thBest Weather: 7,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,385thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,487thHealthiest Citizens: 7,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,654thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,687thHighest Food Quality: 7,771stMost Developed: 7,889thNicest Citizens: 9,776thMost Stationary: 9,930thSmartest Citizens: 11,296thHighest Economic Output: 11,935thMost Inclusive: 13,391stLargest Populations: 13,603rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,287thLowest Crime Rates: 14,330thTop
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Safest: 15,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,611thLargest Governments: 17,158thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,982ndMost Devout: 25,901stHighest Poor Incomes: 27,748thMost Efficient Economies: 29,153rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 145th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 166th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 230th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 232nd in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionLargest Populations: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 242nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 324th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 326th in the regionMost Pacifist: 330th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 334th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 355th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionBest Weather: 390th in the regionMost Developed: 396th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 403rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 407th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 439th in the regionNicest Citizens: 499th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 539th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 562nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 587th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 631st in the regionMost Inclusive: 634th in the regionMost Devout: 634th in the region

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