The American Union Confederation of Holy autism empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by president Brian lee with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.713 billion Americans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of washington dc. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 3,571 trillion American Union Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 409,939 American Union Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy autism empire's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy autism empire is ranked 782^nd in the world and 40^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,062.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.