The Social Democracy of Neo-Notre Patrie is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Adelaide with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.553 billion Neo-Notre Patrieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Three Sisters. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Notre Patriean economy, worth 458 trillion Livre-Tournois a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,005 Livre-Tournois, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers. Crime is totally unknown. Neo-Notre Patrie's national animal is the Sea Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Novel Celticism.

Neo-Notre Patrie is ranked 281,669^th in the world and 10,696^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -368.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.