The Sleepy Affection of Nemuidere is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.531 billion Nemuidereans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nemuiderean economy, worth 884 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,852 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nemuidere's national animal is the dove.

Nemuidere is ranked 72,638^th in the world and 9^th in The Third Entente for Highest Average Incomes, with 92,852.41 Standard Monetary Units.