by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,347th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Death is inevitable
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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ND Talker 2

Population2.766 billion

CapitalNew Pork City
LeaderNormal Joe
FaithJoetally

Currencylive
Animalreaper

The Rogue Nation of ND Talker 2 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Normal Joe with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.766 billion ND Talker 2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pork City. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.

The powerhouse ND Talker 2ian economy, worth 240 trillion lives a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,034 lives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ND Talker 2's national animal is the reaper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joetally.

ND Talker 2 is ranked 198,748th in the world and 23rd in New Deathland Storage for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 55.68 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,347thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,420thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,590thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,316thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,389thMost Secular: 23,569thMost Cultured: 25,576thLargest Black Market: 29,984thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 31,155th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered.
  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in ND Talker 2 is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
  • : Following new legislation in ND Talker 2, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.

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