The Aquarium Zoo of National Coraland of Fishery is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by King August the Divine with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 6.967 billion Coralanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Famous Amos. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Coralandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Heat Seeking Missiles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,164 Heat Seeking Missiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, naughty children receive photovoltaic cells for the holidays, and military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. National Coraland of Fishery's national animal is the Emperor Euff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Salmonella.

National Coraland of Fishery is ranked 303,947^th in the world and 229^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Fattest Citizens, with 3.82 Obesity Rate.