The Fiefdom of Nanouk is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.253 billion Nanoukians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The thriving Nanoukian economy, worth 220 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 67,756 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,838 per year while the poor average 13,821, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nanouk's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nanouk is ranked 139,091^st in the world and 3^rd in Tartus for Smartest Citizens, with 31.28 quips per hour.