The Name 0ian Monarchy of Name 0 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jacob I with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.098 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cazarkstan. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Name 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,076 trillion Nac-Krojobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 379,898 Nac-Krojobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, the might of the entire Name 0ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and vacationing Name 0ians expect to be treated as royalty. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Name 0 is ranked 1,981^st in the world and 42^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 4,931 trillion Standard Monetary Units.