The Federal Irregularities of Najitene is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 44.252 billion Najiteneans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milos. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Najitenean economy, worth a remarkable 3,153 trillion Elevors a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 71,256 Elevors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime is totally unknown. Najitene's national animal is the Maican, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Najitene is ranked 187,972^nd in the world and 5^th in A More Peaceful World for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.03 kickbacks per hour.