The Lady of Nai is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nai with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 21.259 billion Naivetrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffee City. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Naivetrian economy, worth 548 trillion tale and Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,814 tale and Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, children are raised bilingual from an early age, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations. Crime is almost non-existent. Nai's national animal is the mallard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Carolina basketball.

Nai is ranked 229,565^th in the world and 73^rd in Equilism for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1 kickbacks per hour.