The Volks und Erzherzogtum Bund of Mylderm is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Archduke Karl Welf von Myleku with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.201 billion Myldermians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of stanatrong. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Myldermian economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion Rusmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 224,792 Rusmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the Myldermian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mylderm's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All kind of religions.

Mylderm is ranked 28,857^th in the world and 11^th in RGBN for Most Corrupt Governments, with 74.77 kickbacks per hour.