The Queendom of Mluca is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 1.229 billion Mlucans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Mlucan economy, worth 30.2 trillion Kisses a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,560 Kisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the death penalty has been reintroduced, Harry Potter books are banned, and many in Mluca are born in the purple. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mluca's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Mluca is ranked 201,784^th in the world and 11,088^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 303.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.