The Principality of MiddleCone is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning giraffe population. The hard-working population of 1.749 billion MiddleConeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The MiddleConean economy, worth 84.6 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 48,364 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MiddleCone's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

MiddleCone is ranked 112,269^th in the world and 5,385^th in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.