The Jaggeresque Moves of Mick Jagger is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Glimmer Twins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.289 billion Mick Jaggerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodgeville. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mick Jaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,238 trillion chicks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,316 chicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, the right to counsel goes both ways, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mick Jagger's national animal is the Rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mick Jagger is ranked 41,068^th in the world and 1^st in Manhattan for Smartest Citizens, with 48.34 quips per hour.