The Jaggeresque Moves of Mick Jagger is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Glimmer Twins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.084 billion Mick Jaggerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodgeville. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mick Jaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,138 trillion chicks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,474 chicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", tax avoidance is a serious affair, much of Mick Jagger's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Mick Jaggerian Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mick Jagger's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mick Jagger is ranked 19,535^th in the world and 1^st in Manhattan for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,389.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.